richwhitelesbian:

what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is

(Source: finalfantasyfootball)

dulect:

no need to thank me

your credit card will do


(Source: animescenesandscreenshots)

jeebus-crust:

metal-guru:

fr3aksh0ww:

mpregbert:

magikarpschoiceass:

mpregbert:

im so tired i could eat a horse

i identify as a horse and this offends me

i identify as offends and this horses me

I offend horses, identify me.

i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired

i’m so horse i could sleep for days

(Source: egberts)